Consumer Culture

Again Shakes wants me to post… and again I am here. It’s not that I am unwilling to do it on my own, I just don’t think I have a lot to say sometimes that would really interest anyone else. However, Shakes made some vague threats about what might happen to me if I don’t post in the next 24 hours, and I don’t want to risk it. Even better he promised I’d get a cuddle if I did like he asks. There’s the sign of a good brother for you, motivation with both fear and cuddling at the same time! My kinda bro.

Not much goin’ on. Shakes and I got a little time to talk today all alone and that was nice. I don’t get to see him a whole lot because of our schedules, so it’s nice to have some one on one time. Danny and I see each other lots at night, but usually only for a bit before he has ta go eat lunch and I have to go to sleep. I dream about him though so it’s kinda like he’s there with me!

I’m suddenly very broke again. Once in a while I am able to get some $L and live it up for a while, but I am under $L 1000 again so I need to be careful how I spend. I am prone to buying things without thinking it through entirely… or getting gifts for friends and family. I’d just as soon use my money to get someone close to me something to make them happy as I would to buy a new pair of crutches and a leg cast like I did the other night. Why? Well I can only hope I brake my leg sometime soon. I just can’t help myself from collecting cars and clothes and such. SL has so many wonderful things you don’t see anywhere else, but when you do it’s like you want to have it.

Giant penis that attacks people when you rez it? Check.

Hovering bike that looks like a pussy? Check.

Giant flying space craft that you could live in and has it’s own ring transportation system. Check.

Sex toys. Actual toys. Diapers. Swords. Small flying dragons. House sized teddy bear. Hypnotism device. All check!

It’s truly obscene the kind of things you can get, but in a good way! Heck you can even buy and sell people, and don’t think I have not given it a little thought. You could bounce a quarter off my bum. It’s so tight when I fart Dolphins come to mate with me! Well… you get the idea. I could probably make a pretty penny with myself.

Maybe that’s how I’ll solve my money problem. I’ll start selling my self out to Shakes for extra allowance money. Heck, I don’t even get one now. I bet that would change with a few well placed kisses though. Hehehe.

Well, that’s it for now. Hope I have not been too boring, and if you’re looking for a good time give me a call at…

~Chance, as in mess with me and you don’t have one~

~ by chancejacobs on June 17, 2007.